— F.Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via pfelps)
hot summer nights, mid-july
when you & i were forever wild
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs
People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.
marsdesaul asked: For the anon who has trouble masturbating, I recommend investing in a massaging showerhead. They usually come with several different pulse patterns, with different amounts of pressure/force, AND the added bonus of temperature control which in my opinion greatly optimizes sensation (try switching from warm to hot to cool= magic) best of luck <3
OH MAH GAH.
how did i not mention the massaging shower head?! they are seriously AMAZING! and for those who can’t invest in one, laying under the...
Fuck it. I’m alreayd up past midnight; may as well finish reading Slaughter House Five.
i may or may not be drunk right now after a really fun night full of grilled cheese, whiskey and good conversation.
also, i graduate tomorrow.
MRDs...there you go...
For comedic relief (and a lot because I think he’s perf and I miss him) I have made Bill Posey my icon. Enjoy fellow MRDs :D
I was doing well. But, for some reason, lots of things to remind me today. Fell off the wagon, but I’m continuing to jump back on…slowly…one foot at...
FUCK, I LOVE YOU.