gimme
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— F.Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via pfelps)
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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
genius
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the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs
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People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.
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OH MAH GAH.
how did i not mention the massaging shower head?! they are seriously AMAZING! and for those who can’t invest in one, laying under the...
Fuck it. I’m alreayd up past midnight; may as well finish reading Slaughter House Five.
i may or may not be drunk right now after a really fun night full of grilled cheese, whiskey and good conversation.
also, i graduate tomorrow.
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For comedic relief (and a lot because I think he’s perf and I miss him) I have made Bill Posey my icon. Enjoy fellow MRDs :D
Wait, but like„ what was that again, Facebook? Ohhhhh. BABY samples. For a second there I thought… no, but for reals, what?
I was doing well. But, for some reason, lots of things to remind me today. Fell off the wagon, but I’m continuing to jump back on…slowly…one foot at...